NBA Look-a-Likes, Part II

Let's be honest, this kind of post is like shooting ducks in a barrel. (I know the saying is fish in a barrel, but damn, shooting ducks in a barrel would be even easier due to their larger mass.) I mean, there are literally enough dudes here to make a part 3, 4, 5, and possibly 6. Unlike, T-bone, I am not going to limit myself to rappers/recording artists for my look-a-likes. I may not even stick to the NBA if I so choose. Let's get started, shall we?

Emeka Okafor and Taye Diggs: I hope that the next season for Okafor can be entitled: How Emeka got Her Groove Back, but I have my doubts about that happening. I wonder if these two have ever actually been seen in public together, or if they were sperated at birth.

Mike D'Antoni and Tom "Viper" Skerritt: You thought we were going to go with all black guys, didn't you? You racist. Now, I wrote Viper in there because you know you had no clue what this guy's name is. Coach D and Viper have a striking resemblance with the 'stache and facial structure don't they. I wonder if D'Antoni, er, Viper remembers any of his lines from Top Gun, the most latently homoerotic movie of all time. (2 words: Volleyball Scene)


Baron Davis and Kanye West: Like ducks in a barrel, I tell you. These two not only look like identical twins, they kind of have matching styles, and a flashiness that few have. I don't know how to judge rap, but they say that Kanye's raps are full of substance, unlike B-Diddy's hoops game, which is mostly hype and Antione Walker-esque. (by "they" I didn't mean white music critics, you racist!) As an aside, it didn't make the cut, but stick some hair on Antione Walker and who do you have? Theo Huxtable. Look it up.

Stan Van Gundy and Ron Jeremy: Both are well endowed. By that I mean they make a lot of money, pervert. These two are bonded because niether feels the shame of sporting an atrocious moustache. I heard that both have scored with literally thousands of women, and Stan Van Gundy didn't have to pay the women to be with him. That's what I heard. And by the way, I hope the Van Gundy parents didn't make any other children, because when Stan is the good looking son, you have some serious problems in the gene pool.

Reggie Miller and Quark: I had to Google dude's name, but this is some funny stuff. Reggie's feathery shooting touch was otherworldy, just like Quark. The comparisons are so deep. I don't know which Race Quark is from, or even which show, but maybe a Star Trek nerd could fill me and the rest of us in.

Manu Ginobili and Balki Bartokomous: This is the best one. Look at Balki getting that gold medal there on the left. He never would have dreamed as a child growing up on the small isle of Mypos that he would win Olympic Gold. And Manu, there on the right, he never could have imagined he would one day be on the Network Sitcom Perfect Stangers, with Cousin Larry. This one makes us at the Jockstrap so happy, we do the dance of joy. (You watch that video, or else.)

I could go to the well again, and do another few cheap posts, but instead, I'll just list other people and you can google them if interested. Bye.

Jaron/Jason Collins

Zydrunus Ilgauskus/Peter Stormare

Chucky Atkins/Kevin Eubanks

Robert Horry/Will Smith

Kyle Korver/Ashton Kucher

Roy Williams/Huckleberry Hound

Shaquille O'neal/Shrek

Ricky Davis/Andre 3000

Caron Butler/Pharrell Williams

Kenyon Martin/Method Man

Flip Saunders/Mel Gibson

Vince Carter/Tiki Barber

Michael Finley/Billy Ocean

Doug Collins/James Woods

Dwight Gooden/Denzel Washington.