We here at the Jockstrap are not in the job of trying to titillate or arouse. That just ain't our thang. But today, I was thinking to myself "Self, if the Celtics were a woman, who would they be?" Why was I thinking that to myself? Lord only knows. So, here is my list comparing NBA teams and sessy, sessy ladies. Note: If your team isn't included here, it is probably because it isn't good enough to be compared, or bad enough to be made fun of. (see Pacers, Indiana). Again, the purpose here is comparison, not necessarily to act like all of the horny dudes in the blogging world.
Boston Celtics: Halle Berry
San Antonio Spurs: Jennifer Aniston
New Orleans Hornets: Natalie Portman
Utah Jazz: Debra Messing
Houston Rockets: Britney Spears
Phoenix Suns: Lindsay Lohan
Cleveland Cavaliers: Jennifer Lopez
Dallas Mavericks: Heather Locklear
Denver Nuggets: Fergie
Los Angeles Clippers: Anna Nicole Smith
New York Knicks: Angela Lansbury
I could go on and on, but hope, as usual, that you will come up with some and comment on the article. I've gotta give a shout out to my man Rich. His perverted mind was a great aid in coming up with this posting. You can read him here.